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So a group of kids are waiting to see their favourite band and all they get is the manager. Not on! |
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Stroppy performers. The manager sits in despair between a sulking drummer and mouthing off singer. |
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The most embarrassing thing possible when you're at a gig with your mates is for your Mum to come and start talking about Cliff Richard. |
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Enter the true star of the show, claiming to be a free agent and not at all dominated by his mother. Moments later, he's dragged off by his ear by a mother who's about half his height. |
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At last, a band member appears. Now, cast, look impressed. |
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Oh, the strain of being an artist... |