Our production was extremely successful, involving as it did a high percentage of new Guild Members. I think I can speak for all of us when I say it was great fun.
The following is the cast of characters along with the name of the actor playing them.
| Maurice | Bx Crowther | Keith | Connie Williams-Sharkey | |
| Malicia | Maggie Davies | Peaches | Lily Crook | |
| Dangerous Beans | Lucy Evans | Hamnpork | Alan Williams | |
| Nourishing | Katy Ball | Feedsfour | Lana Crump | |
| Delicious | Shyne Marshall | Bitesize | Ellie Crump | |
| Fairy | Megan Corfield | Ketchup | Lucy Fellows | |
| Darktan | Becci Bale | Sardines | Boo Godsell | |
| Specialoffer | Stef Kimberley | Fifty-seven | Andrew Jackson | |
| Kidney | Tanya Jackson | Inbrine | Alex Holford | |
| Medium-Sliced | Emily Hough | Sunflower | Charlotte Rhodes | |
| Bill | Sophie Turner | Ron | Rachel Turner | |
| Rat King | Alex Forty | Sally | Caroline Hough | |
| Gary | John Caldwell | Death | Neil Crabbe | |
| Doppelpunkt | Maria Bettridge | Mayor | Don Williams | |
| Rat Piper | Caroline Hough | Piper’s Agent | John Caldwell | |
| Stupid Looking Kid | Chris Phillips |
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