Timothy Westerby is an overworked advertising executive; his daughter is getting married in what Timothy thinks is an overly-lavish and overly-expensive ceremony which causes him even more stress. Timothy is ripe for a nervous breakdown and, on the morning of the wedding, he has one! It takes the form of Polly, a most gorgeous and voluptuous girl who just wants to give herself to Timothy – the pity is, she’s an apparition. Timothy is delighted to have this sexy guest at the wedding but his wife, daughter, in-laws and business partner all take a different view…
The following is the cast of characters along with the name of the actor who played them.
| Timothy Westerby | Chris Phillips | Polly Perkins | Kelly Lewis | |
| Ursula Westerby | Lynn Morgan | Judy Westerby | Caroline Hough | |
| Dr Gerald Drimmond | John Banner | Daphne Drimmond | Brenda Banner | |
| Bill Shorter | David Clarke | Charles Babcock | Alex Forty |
The following is the crew list.
| Directors | Chris Phillips | Stage Crew | Maria Bettridge | |
| Alan Williams | Neil Crabbe | |||
| Set Design | Chris Phillips | Lucy Evans | ||
| Alan Williams | Front of House | Heather Hollis | ||
| Stage Manager | Richard Taylor | Hilda Williams | ||
| Set Construction | Guild Members | Guild Members | ||
| Prompt | Bx Fielding | Properties | Maggie Patten | |
| Programme | Alan Williams | Lighting | Mike Fielding |
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